I have a student who has been learning English since the age of 2 and has a pretty deep voice for his age along with an American accent when talking English. I'm sure he has an English name, however I never wish to learn it because in mind he is just "Amerikid" (creative I know)...Any who today I got this gem from him:
Amerikid: "Teacher, I am a secret agent"
Teacher: "Really, why?"
Amerikid: "Because my mission... my man friend has girlfriend, but his girlfriend hit my boyfriend, so, I saved him."
Teacher: Chuckles* "Well good work and good luck on your next mission."